Author Archives: Lauren

Happy Pie Day!

Beloved by math nerds and regular nerds alike, today is Pi (π) Day. Traditionally, this most hallowed of days is celebrated by eating the baked dessert known as pie, as pictured below. And now a Simpsons quote! Apu: “I can … Continue reading

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Tea Bag

It is a rarity , but I am lost for words on this one:

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Seat Savers

What is the world coming to? We apparently need to buy plastic “Seat Savers” to ensure our seat isn’t stolen by someone else: I can remember a time when I would just pour a half drank coffee all over a … Continue reading

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Screamingly Good

It’s The Gnome’s birthday tomorrow. If anyone is thinking of buying me a present, look no further: It’s really quite perfect. I like ice, I like art, and I LOVE screaming (particularly at That Guy). Buy this for me or … Continue reading

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Challenge Accepted

I’ve always wanted to eat a baby, add to that the delicious taste of pho and I am there!

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Red, Red Apple

This is called a Redlove Era apple: The redness of this apple goes all the way to the core. Most likely some smart alecky commenter is going to say something about how “evil goes all the way to the Gnome’s … Continue reading

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Quit Your Wine-ing

Personally, I am not much of a wine drinker…then again I wasn’t aware of all the wine options that are available to me. First we have what is essentially a wine juice box: Next, a glass that holds an entire … Continue reading

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