Monthly Archives: February 2011

Challenge Accepted

I’ve always wanted to eat a baby, add to that the delicious taste of pho and I am there!

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Red, Red Apple

This is called a Redlove Era apple: The redness of this apple goes all the way to the core. Most likely some smart alecky commenter is going to say something about how “evil goes all the way to the Gnome’s … Continue reading

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Quit Your Wine-ing

Personally, I am not much of a wine drinker…then again I wasn’t aware of all the wine options that are available to me. First we have what is essentially a wine juice box: Next, a glass that holds an entire … Continue reading

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Triple Down

Personally, I don’t have a problem with the KFC Double Down. A lot of people are offended by its lack of bun or the fact that it looks really unhealthy. Here’s the thing, it totally is unhealthy, but it’s actually … Continue reading

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VDay

It’s Valentine’s Day today, probably the most bullshit of all bullshit holidays – I include New Year’s Eve and Arbor Day in this list. But hey, maybe you want to celebrate this holiday for real because you haven’t had sex … Continue reading

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Pickled Tink

Fuck. Everything. About. This: First of all, the way they are positioning the lip balm makes it look like the already phallic shaped pickle has a lip balm size penis with his own face on it! Second of all, while … Continue reading

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Clear!

Is making toast with a conventional toaster not providing the same thrill that it used to? Do you often fantasize about being an emergency room doctor but don’t want to spend 10 years in school? Well, you are in luck … Continue reading

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