Monthly Archives: June 2010

Cease and Desist

A few weeks back I wrote a post on delicious canned unicorn meat. It turns out that the National Pork Board of America does not have a sense of humor. They have released an official cease and desist order against … Continue reading

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Euro Trip Memoir Part 2: Fuck Fish And Chips

Before leaving on my European vacation, I created a “To Eat” list. I have to say that this list turned out to be a HUGE disappointment. Today, I would like to discuss Fish and Chips. Fish and chips is the … Continue reading

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Euro Trip Memoir Part 1: Fuck The French

Before leaving on my European vacation, I created a “To Eat” list. I have to say that this list turned out to be a HUGE disappointment. Today, I would like to discuss Horse Meat. Whilst in Paris, I didn’t manage … Continue reading

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Mmm, human flesh.

If you wear this shirt are you inviting people to eat you? The creator, on his website, claims that this shirt is perfect for making friends with cannibals. The thing is, shouldn’t cannibals already know what part of the human … Continue reading

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Sandwich Bed

I think I may have hit upon a trend here: Overall, I find this bed must less whimsical than the previous burger bed I wrote about. For starters, you don’t actually get to sleep between the bread and sandwich filling, … Continue reading

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Sparkle Sparkle!

If I wasn’t so certain that this “food” would kill me, I would spend the 10 bucks to buy it. I need more sparkles in my diet people!

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Too Much Oil

In case it wasn’t already obvious, I am not an environmentalist. If all the adorable animals on the planet suddenly died at once, my first thought would be “and I never got to eat one!” not something like “boohoo” which … Continue reading

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