Monthly Archives: April 2010

America, Fuck Yeah!

Sometimes I wonder why I ever left America (you know, aside from the fact that I was essentially being kicked out of the country because school was over and I didn’t have a job). I was in Indianapolis last week … Continue reading

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Chicken Nuggets

My first question is: why can’t you get 60? My second question is: with healthy meals like this available for such a low, low price why is there an obesity problem in so many countries?

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Guest Blog Post: Hell Sandwich

Jeff says: “I am apparently willing to burn in Hell for a free sandwich.” I was teaching class this morning when one of my students excused herself from the room. This in itself is nothing odd or out of the … Continue reading

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Ore-Oh!

Yeah, apparently scones come in Oreo flavored now: Doesn’t that scone look really pissed off to you? I think I would be kind of afraid to eat it for fear of it somehow gaining sentience and biting the shit out … Continue reading

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Worth the Wait? Fuck no!

Continuing with the doughnut theme from earlier this week, I present the maple bacon doughnut: This monstrosity comes to you from a little doughnut shop in Portland, Oregon called Voodoo Doughnuts. Having spent the weekend in Portland, this was one … Continue reading

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D'oh Nuts!

Dammit, why can’t all cops have a sense of humor about themselves like this? Interestingly enough, this doughnut shop is located in Louisville, Kentucky. I should add that Kentucky is also home to the Creation Museum…so it’s kind of a … Continue reading

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Mario and Luigi

Yes, these restaurants really exist, they are located in Manchester, England. So many questions spring to mind when looking at this picture: 1) Who came first, Mario or Luigi? Or did they open up shop at the same time? 2) … Continue reading

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