Monthly Archives: August 2009

Unrollable

This morning I was eating Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast which in turn got me thinking about a particular commercial that I fucking hate. That commercial is posted on youtube here. In case it’s already been taken down, I will … Continue reading

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Half Adorable, Half Angry

I was out to dinner last night with That Guy I Know. Inevitable TGG came up because, quite frankly, we have nothing better to talk about most of the time. During our conversation I came to realize that my previous … Continue reading

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Half Angry, Half Adorable

It happened again. I went into the lunch room at work for some water and I saw a box of timbits. Upon looking inside the box I saw a single timbit…and it was in TWO pieces. There is no way … Continue reading

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The Gnome is a Whore

Yesterday I created a facebook fan page for The Grouchy Gastronome. Yes, it is shameless self promotion. Yes I am a total sell-out. And yes, I honestly don’t give a shit. I’ve already promised candy* to those who join, what … Continue reading

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Toxic Hell

I haven’t been feeling well the last few days…and I have no one to blame but myself. Well, technically I have three different people/corporations to blame, but at the end of the day I am responsible for my own actions. … Continue reading

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Old Boys Club

In my opinion, cereal is the perfect food. You can eat it as any meal of the day, it takes two minutes to prepare and it somehow manages to combine cinnamon, toast and milk into one dynamic package. But I’d … Continue reading

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The "Wake the Fuck Up" Coffee Plan

The “Wake the Fuck Up” Coffee Plan: – Buy some “Wake the Fuck Up” coffee. – Once it arrives at Casa de Gnome parcel it into little baggies. – Mail baggies out to willing test subjects and hope that envelopes … Continue reading

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