Monthly Archives: April 2009

Reduce, Recycle, Reuse…ReGnome!

In honour of Earth Day being one week and one day ago (and being one of the most bullshit holidays ever (unless it was a holiday from work, then it would be awesome (wait, how many layers of brackets am … Continue reading

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The Plot Thickens – (aka the ongoing saga of the Enlyten strips)

I know this post is a little late today, but with good reason I swear! Below is the thrilling narrative of The Gnome’s quest to obtain free Enlyten strips: April 20, 22: Posted first and second blogs about Enlyten. April … Continue reading

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IHATE IHOP

So browsing through my news releases I came upon this late breaking headline: IHOP’s Strawberry Treats Sweeten the Season – New Strawberry Festival Available for a Limited Time Only. Really IHOP? Apparently the fact that you are now topping pancakes, … Continue reading

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Be Careful What You Wish For

My sister and I made a proper Sunday dinner last night and invited a few friends over to join us. Before they came over, the following conversation took place: Girlfriend (as in a girl who is my friend, get your … Continue reading

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Cake Walk (Week One)

Today I checked in on my cake child; who if you haven’t read last week’s blog post is being left out to defend itself all in the interest of Science. After a week on its own, the cake looks like … Continue reading

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Something’s Not Right Here…

So my sister just got back from traveling all around various parts of the world, including Australia. Sadly she didn’t bring back any kangaroo jerky, which I totally would have eaten, but she did bring back “the best cookies in … Continue reading

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Me Hate Juice

I wanted to like V8 juice. I wanted to be one of those people who drink it as others look on in disgust. Then I poured V8 from the can into a mug and I knew I was screwed: It … Continue reading

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